Woman Makes Death Threats Because She Keeps Losing the Lottery
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There are so many things you probably want to tell your ex. Now's your chance to do it, without the ugly blowback it may cause. Continue reading…
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Maybe blame it on low blood sugar? Continue reading…
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This couple puts the "hot" in "hot tub." Continue reading…
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The only bear on a golf course should be the golden one -- Jack Nicklaus. Continue reading…
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This poor fella's decision to urinate in between two cars was met with instant karma. Continue reading…
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How much pizza is enough? That's a problem this woman simply can't figure out. Continue reading…
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When you're celebrating this Independence Day, you know you're gonna try this. Continue reading…
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This guy playing miniature golf is having maximum fun. Continue reading…
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If you're looking for a job, this is a guy who'll do what he can for you. Even if he's never met you. Continue reading…
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If you're a reasonable person, you've probably never walked out onto the frozen surface of a lake, dropped down a golf ball and taken a swing. But this fella here, he ain't the reasonable type....
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Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop? Continue reading…
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Flames better not come 'round this woman's way again. Continue reading…
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You may spot this guy living outside on a corner right off the information superhighway. Continue reading…
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Tired of getting destroyed when you have a snowball fight? Well, consider this the beginning of a never-ending winning streak. Continue reading…
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This guy wants to take all the hair haters down for the count. Continue reading…
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Ordering pizza has just gotten high tech. Continue reading…
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This isn't really what they mean when they say someone was mowed down. Continue reading…
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Never has a case of bad luck been so closely followed by a case of good luck. Continue reading…
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Odds are if you need to buy this mattress your relationship is doomed. Continue reading…
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How do you get out of a bad date? Probably not like this. Continue reading…
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Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother. Continue reading…
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This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club. Continue reading…
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We spend so much time thinking about sex, but so little time having it. Continue reading…
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The transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself. Continue reading…
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